Have you ever been stung by a human? I know that’s a weird question, but I’m pretty sure I was stung by a human once. By my step-sister.
Just a little background. She was 18 and I was 25 when my dad met her mom. She alternated between flirting and acting as if we had grown up together as brother and sister. The latter was okay, the flirting was weird. I never reacted to it one way or the other. I just acted as if she had said nothing. My brothers blushed...that egged her on.
We're not friends, but we’re friendly when we’re in the same place—always as members of large gatherings. Except once. A few months after my dad passed away, my step-mother asked my wife and me to visit her in Florida to help sort his things. My wife helped her in the morning while I took care of some estate details. Then the 3 of us worked on sorting in the afternoon. We took her and her daughter out to dinner that evening and then sat and talked for a while back at her condo.
When it was time for us to head to our hotel, we started exchanging half-hugs to say goodbye. When my step-sister got to me I could see that instead of the standard fake kiss on the cheek, she was zeroing for a kiss on the lips. My reflexes were good. I turned my head to the left so quickly and so hard she ended up planting a kiss just below my right ear. When she did that it felt like I had been stung by a bee. Ouch!!!
On the way to the car I told my wife about the sting and she laughed—thinking I was joking. We stopped at a convenience store on our way to the hotel and in the light my wife could see that my neck was red and splotchy just below my right ear—and it looked like there was a prick in the skin. It burned.
I washed the spot as soon as we got to the hotel. Then I turned to my wife and said, “OMG, she bit me…now I’m going to live forever!!!” Well, I seem to be continuing to age and I didn’t develop a lust for blood, so there seems to be no long-term side-effect from the sting. =)
But does anyone know what she did to me—or how she did it? How does a human “sting” someone??? It was not a static electricity shock, that wouldn't have left my neck splotchy. And while her lipstick/gloss could possibly have cause a reaction on my skin, it shouldn't have felt like a sting. Very strange!
PS - This is another repeat post. :)
mmm... interesting. Not sure what it is. At first I thought it was a reaction.
ReplyDeleteGreat job on the reflex by the way!
I don't know what to say about your step-sister. Weird? lol!
Haha, yes, thank goodness for quick reflexes!
DeleteYou've been marked! LOL. I don't know what it could have been. Strange!
ReplyDeleteIf only it meant I would live forever!!! :)
DeleteWow, that sounds weird, never happened to me before XDD I also thought first it could have been an allergic reaction to the cosmetics she used, but well, no.
ReplyDeleteDid you see her ever again after that incident? Then I would just ask her what she's done to you, lol. :)
I hadn't thought about it, but now that you mention it I haven't seen her since then.
DeleteWhoa... she probably had Professor River Song's hallucinogenic lipstick on. WATCH OUT!
ReplyDeleteIf it was River, I wouldn't have been so repulsed--but I still would have turned my head (a little). :)
DeleteIt could have been lip plumper--it gives lips a bee-stung effect, so it might have had the same effect on your skin.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds very unpleasant, for the wearer and the kiss-ee. :)
DeleteMy first thought was that it was a hickey but it happened so fast that that's not possible. Maybe she had something in her teeth? Was she wearing braces?
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I don't think so. But that was a good thought.
DeleteWow that is really weird of her to do that! Is she just a super friendly person lol? And does she do that to anyone else?
ReplyDeleteOnly men. She needs attention from men.
DeleteThere's this "bee-sting" lipgloss I saw in a store, it actually contains some stuff that prickles and "stings" your lips when you use it to create the impression of fuller lips. I HAVE actually tried it and it did make my lips prickly... Maybe your step-sister was using that and it got to your skin, hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteIt hurt, then it burned!
DeleteI am not sure if a human can actually sting another without the use of words or weaponry. Interesting relationship between you and your step-sister...
ReplyDeleteNo relationship...I'm just cordial.
DeleteI dont understandbhow she stung u with her kiss? That's pretty weird! And sh's crazy!
ReplyDeletemaybe the sting is more psychological then the blotchy red a reaction to her make-up? Hay! Your step sister is crazy! I think she's having fun annoying you Rick because she knows you don't like it!
ReplyDeleteInitially, I thought you meant being stung by a human figuratively and I thought, we all would have been stung by human's words or actions in our lives. But being stung physically, I'm not too sure how it happened. Maybe she had the intention to poison you in some way or another and possessed venom in her saliva or something.
ReplyDeleteI think I should stop living in the fantasy realm.
hahhaha..i love the Title:)
ReplyDeletemiss it here Rick been a while:) Happy Sunday!