Do all Indians live in tipis?
Aren't Native cultures a thing of the past?
Do all Indians say "How" and carry tomahawks?
I recently received an e-mail from the National Museum of the American Indian titled "Correcting Stereotypes". It started out by asking the 3 ridiculous questions above. I couldn't believe it was serious, but I checked with the Museum and they did send it. I was shocked there is still a need to inform people about such basic information.
But then I realized I've heard stereotypes repeated about a group of people I have developed a real fondness for during my time blogging—the oft-misunderstood Canadians. The recent Olympics shed some light on this secretive group and I want to do what I can to increase understanding of them. Here are a few fun facts about Canadians and their country:
1. They all attended Degrassi High.
2. And, yes, Degrassi Junior High too.
3. If you hear a Canadian say "a-boot", there's an 80% chance he's NOT talking about footwear.
4. They all worship hockey.
5. All Canadians consume mass quantities of Canadian beer.
6. They are all nice. The only way to make them mad is to criticize Canadian beer or hockey. *
7. Their mail is delivered via dog sled.
8. They are afraid of the dark (I learned this from How I Met Your Mother).
9. Tim Horton secretly controls the country.
10. They live in igloos, but only during the winter.
* Kym posted about a horribly offensive female driver, but I suspect that "lady" was really an American.
I hope you now understand the Canadians a little better and see they are just like people in the US. Well, if you substitute football, Budweiser, McDonald's, people in short-pants (mailmen), and delete that part about being nice, then yeah, people in the US and Canada are exactly the same.
Ahahahahaha!!!! Clearly I am just being silly. People in both the USA and Canada are great! I'm a proud American and proud to have Canada as a neighbor.
But to be serious for a moment. Lack of understanding, ignorance, is a real problem. Dickens wrote, "This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased."
Ignorance = Doom! So let's do what we can to erase it.
I could care less about beer or hockey, but receiving mail in a timely (fast) manner is very important to me which is why #7 cracked me up haha XD
ReplyDelete@Blair: I hope my Canadian friends don't mind the teasing! =)
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff! I like it.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot a really important one though...one of our trademarks is the mere fact we're NOT American. :P
I've also wondered about this, especially while watching How I Met Your Mother and how they torment Robin :D
ReplyDelete"Ignorance = Doom! So let's do what we can to erase it"
ReplyDeleteHow true that is Ric! It's a disease that we all need to overcome!
Sometimes it's ok to joke about things and tease, but I know people who are truly terrible when it comes to being judgmental and ignorant. It drives me up the wall lol
So are you afraid of the dark too? Hahaha! Love this post Rick. xoxo
ReplyDeletei watch How I met your mother and I find it funny and ridiculous that they always pick on Robin for being Canadian. Seriously, there is nothing wrong for being one. And there is nothing wrong with whatever country we come from :) all of us are equal in the eyes of God.
ReplyDeleteHahaha... now that's rich. I knew someone that would always say Canadia instead of Canada. Like he was saying Canadians. Drove me nuts. I believe his kitchen was pink and he's staight. Hmm... interesting.
ReplyDeleteAaaaannnnyyyywaaaayyy... no I wasn't really ever a tomboy, but my dad wanted boys and ended up with 2 girls so... well... I guess it's just in my blood. :)
There are enough stereotypes about Germans, too, but I don't really care, bacause no one even thinks I'm German at first sight, hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI always thought Canadians would eat everything with maple syrup :-)) You forgot to mention that on your list! XDDD
No, honestly I think Canadians must be nice people, I don't know anyone from Canada yet, but I'd be happy to get to know some Canadians in the near future! (maybe through blogging, too??)
And I love the Hope Diamond! I have worn it the last couple of days, and earned a lot of compliments from friends! You see, you have a good taste in jewelry!
ahahaha, that's so funny about the Canadaians!! :P And yes...ignorance can kill you!!
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Haha, I really like this post. I'm not Canadian, however when I moved from Michigan to Texas I was asked several times by my peers if I lived in an igloo. I personally love stereotypes they are just funny to me, it would take a little while to explain why. Great post.
ReplyDeletefunny post! stereotypes adds spice to life. :D
ReplyDeleteimagine if ignorance came along with being naïve, thats disaster! hehe.
i think its great that people still value promoting public awareness. :)
ignoranc is doom...but light humor is fun. if we can't make fun of ourselves then what a boring life we live.
ReplyDeletehello Ric! I have missed you! thanks once again for continuing to be so interested in my blog even though I've been so shamefully MIA... :( you make my day :D
ReplyDeletehaha, I "learned" a lot about Canada from HIMYM too. thanks a lot for this post! it's a good reminder to be open-minded about other cultures/peoples.
i loove this post! :D:D i learned about Canadian from Robin Scherbatsky.. oh, you miss something Ric, canadian loves fine cigar. thats what i learn from HIMYM ;p
ReplyDeleteTim Hortons doesn't secretly control the country, we all know it... most Canadians run on double-doubles.
ReplyDeleteHow true ... Ignorance = Doom! I still can't understand why many people remained ignorant despite the vast information availabe over the internet. Even if there's no internet, there are so many other media of info ... tsk tsk tsk!
ReplyDeleteImagine, many foreigners still think that Malaysians live on trees!
Amen there. I liked how you described Canadians as "aliens" of some sort. It's funny coz they're really just like us!
ReplyDeletei have canadian cousin and she's really like anyone else. whether they're up the border or not, stereotypes are a no-no.
and funny list as well. ;)
You have no idea how much I enjoyed this post..A LOT A LOT! Haha
ReplyDeleteI seriously had no idea people thought Canadians were afraid of the dark until I watched HIMYM..is that something people really think? Why would they? We're in the North..it gets dark really early ! I don't get it! Haha
LOL@degrassi
& I liked the sentence about Canadians and Americans being the same, lol. I wonder if Canadians' love for hockey surpasses Americans' love for football though.. i meann..the superbowl is pretty huge..
Haha I hope nobody takes this post seriously and think those are actual "facts"! What your readers should also know, is that if the country is run by Tim Hortons (Timmy Ho's as we call it) then the more disturbing thing is that Tim Hortons got bought out by Wendy's!! Eep.
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