Doctor: How long have you felt that way?
Patient: Gosh, always, ever since I was a puppy!
Okay, now for the question. One of your loved ones has an itch on their shoulder blade that they just can't reach to scratch. The person sees your hair brush and gets an idea. When you walk in the room and see your hair brush being used as a back scratcher, do you:
A) offer to help scratch the itch;
B) smile and be glad the person found relief; or
C) tell the person he owes you a new brush???
Remember that your hair just might be the dirtiest part of your body at the end of the day, since it filters the air around you. Also remember that we're not talking about a hobo who has wandered into your home and misappropriated your hair brush. The person is a loved one.
Also, how did I do at writing an unbiased question/survey? I bet you can't tell what answer I'm hoping for. ;P
hahhahah... hmm i hardly can can't catch the question..i have a doghead..aheheh maybe:)
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny question! If it was me, I'd choose B, I don't really care about abuse of my stuff, lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd the joke... I first didn't get it, hahaha! XD Sometimes I'm thick as a brick, lol.
Hahaha! so which family member was this? If i saw someone doing that, i would first take a picture, post it on facebook, tag them on it, and in the caption ask them what they were doing. hahaha! just kidding... :P
ReplyDeletelol I did that to my grandma once, she just continued to use the brush... I'm such an ass!
ReplyDeleteSorry for being so absent lately, my life is consumed by Cafe Life!! Yup, finally gotten a FB account ahahaha
ReplyDelete(C)! I wash my hair daily and maybe I'll get a better brush out of that person? Wishful thinking lol, that person will ignore me and continue scratching =.=
Well that depends on whether the person was scratching through a shirt or not!
ReplyDeleteOoooh. It depends! Scratching doesn't seem to sound right to me. Weird huh?
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haha sorry, but I would be really grossed out if someone was basically scraping the dead cells off their back onto something that I could brush onto my head!
ReplyDeleteor D) thank him/her for finding my hairbrush (which i would probably never use again unless its washable then i might just do that) because i rarely comb my hair, unless of course he/she found the comb in the toilet which i use to comb my hair while its wet and most probably i dont comb my hair again afterward - but of course i dont know what i'm rambling about...... @.@"
ReplyDelete- the dog joke cracked me up.
ReplyDelete- my answer is B. i never really care about my loved one using my brush for scratching. but, i dont smile, i laugh. i think everyone looks funny when they have itchy back and they just want to scratch it asap! its like the face of suffering. hehe..
It depends. Which end of the brush are they using? XD
ReplyDeleteThis is a trick question right? To answer or not, that's the question ... kakaka!!!
ReplyDeleteRick, march on over to your nearest Asian grocery store... they'll probably have a whole SECTION on contraptions to use for scratching your back. hahaha!
ReplyDeletenone of the above.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking of kh doing that and I think I would laugh. D
I guess it's okay, but it depends I think. I mean if a loved is scratching more than just the common itch... something infectious, that's bad! Otherwise, scratch away! Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteHaha! such a funny question, huh? well, if it's me then I would rather choose B :)
ReplyDeleteI think I'll take the hairbrush away (most likely will never use it again) and find something else for the person :D
ReplyDeleteYour question was unbiased yes, but right when I read your commentary (about dirty hair and emphasis on loved one) my answer changed! First it was C.. then B.
ReplyDeleteCan I insert D) be glad the person found relief and instantly sanitize the brush with alcohol wipes.
:)